I'm A Boy (Mono)

One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is Bill and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair [Chorus] I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it Put your frock on, Jean Marie Plait your hair, Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally Joy Put this wig on, little Boy [Chorus] I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered in mud [Chorus]