TV Tan

I'm livin' on a landmine My body's tickin' away My cartoon eyelids and my skin, a sickly grey And if I waited by the phone line I'd wait a couple of days So I'm here lyin' on my bed, until I fade I flick the channels one to one, I flick them through again And all the time I'm dreaming better days (And now) I see no sun I see no light behind my one-track mind (Here I) I need no fun I need no time to find a new design Move along, I'm workin' on my 3D TV tan (So-so KO) I need another show (So-so KO) It's just a part of the plan (So-so KO) There's only me and my TV tan Someday maybe I'll call you I'll see whenever I'm free Maybe Tuesday when there's nothing on TV Twenty Regal and a four-pack I guess I'm set for the night And antisocial to keep in shape, thin and white I like to smoke and in 'tween tokes, consult the TV guide The bible for the pig who stays inside (And now) I see no sun I see no light behind my one-track mind (Here I) I need no fun I need no time to find a new design Move along, I'm workin' on my 3D TV tan (So-so KO) I need another show (So-so KO) It's just a part of the plan (So-so KO) There's only me and my TV tan TV tan Thinnin', I'm thinnin' and insanely grinning At fools peering out of my TV, trying hard to be funny Unfortunate for me, they start to entertain me I'm livin' on a landmine The kind that never ignites And I'm here waiting, here for nothing (And now) I see no sun I see no light behind my one-track mind (Here I) I need no fun I need no time to find a new design Move along, I'm workin' on my 3D TV tan (So-so KO) I need another show (So-so KO) It's just a part of the plan (So-so KO) There's only me and my TV tan