Alphabet Lost and Found

[Intro] On this fateful day, in the history of whenever An epidemic of missing letters has swept the land Whatever the cause, for the sake of future generations In the limited time we have been permitted, these stories must be told [Verse 1] There was an apple that lost his 'A' There was a zebra that lost his 'Z' There was a chauffeur that left his 'auffer' on the dashboard Of the car that lost its 'R' Well, the car had lost its 'R' In a pothole on a street that lost its 'E' When the garbage collector with a missing 'ector' Swept it up with a broom that lost its 'oom' [Pre-Chorus] Where they gonna go without their letters? How could they survive without their letters? Where they gonna go to find their letters? They're gonna have to get together [Chorus] At the alphabet lost and found "ING - Anybody lose an -ing?" At the alphabet lost and found "Prefixes and suffixes, door number two" [Verse 2] There was a school that lost its cool When they tired to ring the bell that had no 'L' With all the letters gone, the spelling bee was canceled Science teachers had their hands full English classes could not be complete [Pre-Chorus] Where they gonna go without their letters? How could they survive without their letters? Where they gonna go to find their letters? They're gonna have to get together Where they gonna go without their letters? How could they survive without their letters? Where they gonna go to find their letters? They're gonna have to get together Crowds of people, animals, and incomplete words Have been reported to be gathering At a previously unknown place to be referred to as [Chorus] The alphabet lost and found "ING - Anybody lose an -ing?" At the alphabet lost and found "Prefixes and suffixes, door number two" At the alphabet lost and found [Outro] (How could they survive without their letters?) At the alphabet lost and found (They're gonna have to get together) At the alphabet lost and found (They're gonna have to get together) "Paging Mr. Ames Ond" At the alphabet lost and found (They gonna have to get together)