E Eats Everything

[Verse 1] A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong C likes only candy and chocolate by the box D is just disinterested in anything you've got [Chorus] But E eats everything Yeah, E eats everything E eats everything Yeah, E eats everything [Verse 2] So toss it on a plastic plate Or stick it with a fork Serve it on a shovel Or serve it on a spork [Chorus] Yeah, E eats everything Yeah, E eats everything [Verse 3] F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine G eats only gourmet but never can decide H burns food so horrible, all I tastes is smoke J just likes drinking juice, and K drinks only soda [Chorus] But E eats everything Yeah E eats everything [Bridge] E's eating in a moving car E's eating upside down E's eating on a space ship E's eating off the ground [Verse 4] L and M and N and P won't start till O arrives Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight U and V and W are worn out from this song And X and Y just will not share and will not get along [Chorus] But E eats everything Yeah E eats everything [Verse 5] But look out now, here it comes That final letter Z Now Z's not like the other letters Z's only eating Es [Chorus] Yeah, Z eats Es Yeah, Z eats Es Z eats Es Yeah, Z eats Es