Love Is Eternity

[Verse 1] Dan and Lisa, hi We kind of know you guys But you still might wonder why we're here You see, we’re certified appointed fans Of this thing called marriage, and We've got a short list of the facts you'll need [Chorus] Don’t say it's okay, then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love's a verb, and love can be eternity [Bridge] Dan, when you're surrounded by nothing In a pitch meeting Think of your love for Lisa on this day And Lisa, when you're surrounded by debt Trapped on a cellphone Think of your love for Dan on this day [Verse 2] So, Dan and Lisa, bye We hardly know you guys But we're excited for you still, it’s true Though there’s more we could report Our time on earth is short So let's keep it to the facts and review [Chorus] Don’t say it's okay, then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love’s a verb, and love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa