Particle Man (Other Thing version)

Particle Man, Particle Man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle Man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Particle Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man [Instrumental break] Universe Man, Universe Man Size of the entire universе, man Usually kind to smaller man Universe Man Hе's got a watch with a minute hand Millennium hand and an eon hand And when they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, Universe Man Person Man, Person Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person Man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man, Person Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man