You Don't Like Me

[Chorus] I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me [Verse 1] From across a crowded room you can feel me staring And you know that I can see how it is There's so much pleasure to be had from mystery and secret plans But you don't like me, 'cause I can read your mind [Chorus] I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me [Bridge] You like cigarettes, swimming laps, potato chips Battleship, cats, and Court TV You like shadow puppets, Woody Harrelson Reading in the bath, Nirvana, and baseball caps [Chorus] You can hear me talking Right up 'til I stop When I do, I'm gone to you But you are always there [Verse 2] I can hear the friendly words of advice that I'd be offered If I had a friend to offer me advice I'd be told to let it go and that I care too much But this is not about me and you don't want to know [Chorus] I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me [Bridge] You like Bollywood, snow machines, daguerreotypes Beauty contests, and cruise control You like booster rockets, cutting with a fork, Terminator 2 The morning, and William Tell