Undertakers, gather 'round
And get me ready for the underground
Take your makeup and magic fluid
And gussy me up for my solitude
No, I can't take it with me
So I might as well leave it with you
No, I can't take it with me
Undertakers, take your purse
And stuff it full from the back of the hearse
Fill your coffers with the coffins you carry
And dump my body at the cemetery
No, I can't take it with me
So I might as well leave it to you
No, I can't take it with me
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