One Sip (Skit)

[Dumbfoundead and Psychosiz (italics)] God damn, it's fuckin' hot dude! Psycho, lemme get a sip of that soda man, please dude You fucking serious? Yeah, man, just let me get a sip, that's all I want dude. Just a sip Nah, nah. I-I don't think we'll be doing that What the fuck? *sip* Aw, man stop being stingy dude! Let me get a fucking sip of that damn soda! Fuck you dude, you had a dollar like me! You didn't have to buy a motherfucking Choco Taco, you could've bought a fucking... Fruitopia, and then... you'd be in the game I would've given you a piece of that Choco Taco dude you KNOW I would've, fuck Like, just see -- look look look, you're missing the whole fucking point. It's not about me wanting somе Choco Taco, the Choco Taco is over and done with. It's gonе. We're-we're talking about the drink Oh, man... The drink that I still have and you don't have any because you wanted to buy a fucking Choco Taco Could I- could I get a waterfall? Nah! Fuck no you can't get a waterfall! Why not?! You're the type of person to try to fucking, do a waterfall and miss and get my shit all over your shirt, then be like "Oh my bad." And-and, I mean-- Nah dude... Doesn't change the fact that like, half my shit is gone Nah... Whether it's in your stomach or like, all over the ground. It's-it's -- nah Dude I'm good with the waterfalls man It's not going down like that I am good with those waterfalls man, I am swimming with them I'm gonna need to see some waterfall certification here sir God damn man! Fuck that dude, that shit's warm anyways man, I don't want none of that shit *sip* Ahhhh! Oh come on dude, just let me get one sip dude, one sip!