[Verse 1]
I'm feeling petty and what petty does is
Gonna pick me (?) when he's down on his luck (?)
I'm only doing things that you've already done
Who knew self-respect could be so dirty and fun?
[Pre-Chorus]
I got someone that I’d love you to meet
And from afar, she's the girl of your dreams
She's just like you — pretty mopey and mean (?)
But she's super close with karma and she's working for me, oh—
[Chorus]
I got a new best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend
She's my girl and she got her mind in the gutter
I got a new best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend
She's a specialist in making you suffer
(Who is she?)
I got a new best friend, her name is—
Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite!
I got a new best friend, her name is—
Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite!
[Verse 2]
Think I might become a millionaire
Get filthy rich, and I might buy myself a high horse
Out of spite, tell everyone what you did to me
Paint a picture of infamy(?)
You're the match and I'm gasoline
[Pre-Chorus]
I got someone that I’d love you to meet
And from afar, she's the girl of your dreams
She's just like you — pretty mopey and mean (?)
But she's super close with karma and she's working for me
[Chorus]
I got a new best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend
She's my girl and she got her mind in the gutter
I got a new best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend, best friend
She's a specialist in making you suffer
(Who is she?)
I got a new best friend, her name is—
Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite! Spite!
I got a new best friend, her name is—
Spite! Spite! Spite! Spi-i-i-ite... Spite!
[Outro]
I got her
Just to piss you off
Got myself the job and the car that you want
Got myself a body with (?)
You were such a dick I had to chop you like (?)
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