Schadenfreude

[Verse 1] Happy Monday, hope you're lonely, and it's fucking gray Hope you have a workweek filled with disaster and dismay Empty gas tank, empty wallet, no clean shirts, which stain should you put on? [Chorus] And I hope that you're still unhappy, that would make my day As you're parked there on the freeway Cycling through one thousand regrets Don't you know that would make my day [Verse 2] Happy Monday, see you next never, hope you've lost your way Summer's full of disappointment, each and every day Roach infested cocktail hour, liar liar, which face will you put on? [Chorus] And I hope that you're still unhappy, that would make my day As you're parked there on the freeway Cycling through one thousand regrets Don't you know that would make my day