Run-In With Dad

I had a run in with my dad About a girlfriend that I had He got a look at what we did He don't believe in sex My dad he lectured till his face was red As red as my girlfriend's He was talkin about self-respect When my mind wandered (...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)? .................................? Erection! Erection! (In his face?) masturbate, fornicate F**k! F**k! I had a run in with my dad He don't believe in sex