I Can Swing My Sword!

Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You cannot afford, 'ford 'Ford my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword Once I hit the floorboards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write-off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! I Can Swing My Sword One Time I Can Swing It Up And Down I Can Swing It Round And Round Swing Swing Swing Swing I Can Swing My Sword Two Times I Can Swing It Left And Right I Can Swing It Side To Side Swing Swing Swing Swing I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swords