Happy Anniversary

[Verse 1] Come to me, she said, my girl I must teach you of the world It is full of hungry men Who will drag you to their den But their feelings they won't share And of yours they do not care And they think that they're so smart But they're not [Chorus 1] Men are stupid, men are stupid And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary Men are stupid, men are stupid And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary [Verse 2] Come to me my boy, he said Better get this in your head All the girls will use their sex To get a yoke around your neck Then they'll try to make you change And when they fail, hold you to blame And they don't care what's real or true Like we do [Chorus 2] Women are evil, women are evil And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary Women are evil, women are evil And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary [Chorus 3] Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary And is just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary [Bridge] You'd like to change it but there ain't no way 'Cause you're a slave to your DNA It's so unfair but it's the game we play We're only slaves to our DNA [Outro] Ah, here we go again And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary And that's just the way it's got to be Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary Men are stupid, women are evil Happy anniversary And is that the way it has to be? Happy anniversary