Agnostic Preacher's Lament

Oh heavenly father, if you're up there, and I hope you are, I come to you this morning with a bit of a situation You see, I've made some pretty bold claims about our relationship, and now I have I guess what you could call a congregation Now, I don't even know if you exist, and if you don't, that's your business Still though, if you could, just hear me out on this I promised a lot of people I would be appealing to you on their behalf this morning, and now I am at a loss for what to say One thing I do know for sure is that everybody here wants there to be a heaven, or like an aftеr thing, and don't kill the messengеr here, but everybody is also really hoping for this after thing to be better than this thing Not because we don't love this thing, we could live here forever, which I'll get to later, uh but first, we'd like an after, and we'd like it to be better Also, there's a lot of people here that none of us can get along with, and we, we don't want'em at the after thing Someone here even suggested they should have an after thing that's, uh, like, worse Mainly though, everybody just wants to succeed at everything they try, live forever, never die That's it in a nutshell really, succeed at everything we ever try, live forever, and never die That's the one thing everybody agrees on They wanna succeed at everything they try, and we wanna live forever, and never die On that we're unanimous, yeah We'd like to succeed at everything we try, live forever, and never die, and if that's too much to ask heaven, is, will be fine, ya know Also, ya know, I took a lot of money from these people and they are starting to ask a lot of questions, so, you know, forgive me, or whatever (Everything we ever try, live forever, never die) (Everything we ever try, live forever, never die) (Everything we ever try, live forever, never die) (Everything we ever try, live forever, never die)