SHIA (Original)

[Pre-Chorus] Call me a man cause I do not miss You are just farting and I am the shit Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin' All the bread go to me like Stalin And I just looked in your closet 1312, no good cops [Chorus] Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt) I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt) Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt) Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word) Play with my balls like a sport (Sport) Up every night like a fort (Fortnite) This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit) Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM) [Verse] Call you Madvillain cause I'm hearing all caps (Cap, cap) My shit lowercase and you just out here, all caps (Cap, cap) Just like Grand Theft Auto, know I only fuck with fives (Outta five) Call me Scott Pilgrim, I be fuckin' round with knives (Shoo, wah) Are you HIV, cause you're all up on my dick (Sit down, holla) Flowing like Corona, y'all know that my bars are sick (Cough cough, 'rona) I could rap for days, someone grab the hourglasses (Tick, tock, tick, tock) I can't see my competition, even with my glasses (Ooh, woah) That reminds me, I really need to put on my glasses (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo) Just to see that I'm so high-grade all these alt girls call me classist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo) Hit after hit, learning how to rule the charts like I'm a fascist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo) Never been no girl, no Mrs, I guess I'm just that cis (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) That's it, woah, all your friends are crazy, you are not being gaslit You are not a Barbie so why is half of you plastic (No, ooh, yeah) Call me TOP, I got the semi-automatic (Woah, yeah, ah, brr) Take 'em to the chorus, I'm tired of this verse, I've had it (Yeah, ah, ooh, yeah) Spazzing out, straight rhyming with the same word like A Boogie (Uh, yeah, adlib, yuh) Metro Boomin make it boom, my bussy layered in Da Hoodie (Ooh, ah, Metro Boomin) Metro Boomin make it boom, that's my safeword, it's a goodie (Yuh, ooh, yah, yeah) Metro Boomin make it boom, but he ain't produce this, he gon' sue me (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Stop assuming I'm a homo cause the flows 'bout boys are sus If a man in my DMs, I'll shut him down like Toys R Us Got an A in Algebra, lost an ex but that's a plus (Ooh, woah, yeah) Homework similar to my COVID test, got both back with a plus (Brr, yuh, aye) I got that Eminem flow, so many flavors like LMNO (Adlib, adlib) Pee in my mouth and you'll drown in the dough (Let's go) Sad clown, I just frown on these hoes, ayy (Woo) Then I go down on my bros, wait (Yeah, oh) Hold up, wait, no, I am not gay (Woah, no) When I'm on the mic, I only speak truth (Hey, stop, woah) So I'm boutta hit the booth [Pre-Chorus] Call me a man cause I do not miss You are just farting and I am the shit Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin' All the bread go to me like Stalin And I just looked in your closet 1312, no good cops Call me a man cause I do not miss You are just farting and I am the shit Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin' (Stylin') All the bread go to me like Stalin (Stalin) And I just looked in your closet 1312, no good cops [Chorus] Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt) I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt) Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt) Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word) Play with my balls like a sport (Sport) Up every night like a fort (Fortnite) This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit) Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM) [Outro] Bars Hahaha