The Date I Had with That Ugly Old Homecoming Queen (Live at the Fillmore, 1997)

When I woke up at the Holiday Inn I had a hundred dollars missing and a cut on the chin Well, called mama but she was not home She said son should leave your money with a man named John Well she told me 'One you looking for' Works down the road at the [?] store Well its a time she was pretty, if you know what I mean But she shure didn't look like a Homecoming Queen