The Date I Had with That Ugly Old Homecoming Queen (Live at the Fillmore, 1997)

When I woke up at the Holiday Inn

I had a hundred dollars missing and a cut on the chin

Well, called mama but she was not home

She said son should leave your money with a man named John

Well she told me 'One you looking for'

Works down the road at the [?] store

Well its a time she was pretty, if you know what I mean

But she shure didn't look like a Homecoming Queen