Humpty Dumpty

[Verse 1] Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great big fall And all the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again [Verse 2] Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese And she said, "Humpty, baby, take me Ooh yeah, take me to the river 'Cause I like the way it runs, yeah Take me to the river You know I like the way it runs, yeah" [Bridge] "Everything's going my way" He said, "Maybe it's my lu-lucky day" And he said, "Anything you want I can give" She said, "I want to take your picture just for me" He said, "Anything" She said, "Up there, baby, get on the wall, babe" [Verse 3] Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall And looked at her as he was falling And all the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again [Verse 4] Hey, Betty Louise, hey, Betty Louise She said, "I like custard in the summer, honey" Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen Hey, what it takes to be queen What it takes to be