Humpty Dumpty

[Verse 1]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great big fall

And all the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

[Verse 2]

Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise

Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese

And she said, "Humpty, baby, take me

Ooh yeah, take me to the river

'Cause I like the way it runs, yeah

Take me to the river

You know I like the way it runs, yeah"

[Bridge]

"Everything's going my way"

He said, "Maybe it's my lu-lucky day"

And he said, "Anything you want I can give"

She said, "I want to take your picture just for me"

He said, "Anything"

She said, "Up there, baby, get on the wall, babe"

[Verse 3]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

And looked at her as he was falling

And all the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

[Verse 4]

Hey, Betty Louise, hey, Betty Louise

She said, "I like custard in the summer, honey"

Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen

Hey, what it takes to be queen

What it takes to be