[Verse 1]
Then he said
"Mom, I want to forna... I mean formulate
And discover the realms of the unknown
With Mary Jane
After all you'll be away for the weekend
Just please consent, I need a friend"
[Chorus 1]
I admit your puberty was somewhat strange
Could this be fixed with Mary Jane?
Mary Jane, Mary Jane
Mary Jane who?
[Verse 2]
So I said
"Son you want to permeate
And discover the realms of the unknown
With Mary Jane
After all the other boys that are your age
They only wake to medicate
[Chorus 2]
"Do I know her family?
Is she even mannerly when she's out in society?"
"She even bakes"
"She even bakes?"
"These odd brownies"
Mary Jane, Mary Jane
Mary Jane, Mary Jane who?
[Outro]
Then he said
"I believe in her family
On her maternal side there was a
Dr. Tetrahydrocannabinol Pure Isomer Dronabinol"
Mary Jane who?
Mary Jane who?
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