Mary Jane

[Verse 1]

Then he said

"Mom, I want to forna... I mean formulate

And discover the realms of the unknown

With Mary Jane

After all you'll be away for the weekend

Just please consent, I need a friend"

[Chorus 1]

I admit your puberty was somewhat strange

Could this be fixed with Mary Jane?

Mary Jane, Mary Jane

Mary Jane who?

[Verse 2]

So I said

"Son you want to permeate

And discover the realms of the unknown

With Mary Jane

After all the other boys that are your age

They only wake to medicate

[Chorus 2]

"Do I know her family?

Is she even mannerly when she's out in society?"

"She even bakes"

"She even bakes?"

"These odd brownies"

Mary Jane, Mary Jane

Mary Jane, Mary Jane who?

[Outro]

Then he said

"I believe in her family

On her maternal side there was a

Dr. Tetrahydrocannabinol Pure Isomer Dronabinol"

Mary Jane who?

Mary Jane who?