50 Ways to Say Goodbye (Live At Royal Albert Hall)

[Verse 1] My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say [Chorus] She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died [Interlude] Isn't it romantic? [Verse 2] My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say [Chorus] She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an East Side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died-ied, I [Bridge] I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love But you don't want to [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say [Chorus] She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an East Side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died