[Verse 1]
I moved up town
Don’t need the brown
Just a DVD player with surround sound
Looks good in the dark
Better in the light
He’s a man of peace
But sure knows how to win a fight
[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]
[Verse 2]
I heard he robbed a bank
And got away with it
He took 200 mushrooms
And didn’t even trip
He owns a Michelin star restaurant
But he never goes
'Cause nothing ever compared to beans on toast
[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]
He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us
[Verse 3]
He played bass for the White Stripes
Then he quit the band
He can even play Jimi Hendrix
With one hand
He builds robots for N.A.S.A
He found a cure for cancer
His mum's a fit bellydancer
No he don’t need Jeeves for the answer
[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]
He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us
He drives an MG
He’s just like me
He’s just like us
[Verse 4]
I heard turned down the role of Aragorn
'Cause he felt so sorry for Viggo Mortensen
He bought a cool pair of trainers from Oxfam
Swapped 'em with a gypo for a caravan
For a caravan
[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [13x]
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