Can't Dance

[Verse 1] Little man steps to the tall girl With the blonde hair and the shoes and the ballgown Words don't come naturally, they don't fall out Can't get 'em out Now he's the boy with a face like a smacked arse Now she's the girl with a smirk and a cool laugh He would show them all if he could, but it's too hard He just wants to shout, shout [Chorus] He wants to move but he can't, he can't dance He wants to move but he can't, he can't dance He needs to move but he can't, he can't dance He wants to move but he can't fucking dance [Verse 2] Jumps in the ring, not a thing's gonna stop him Two left feet, but the beat's got him rocking back and forth Like a demon on his own, not a care Lets out a scream, folds his fist in the air Now the girl with the dress and the smirk and the laugh Looks on with respect, with a smile and a glance Now it's looking like a dance might be on the cards That's just how her friends move in a few yards [Chorus] She wants to move but she can't, she can't dance She wants to move but she can't, she can't dance She needs to move but she can't, she can't dance She wants to move but she can't fucking dance [Post-Chorus] Yeah, she can't fucking dance, yeah Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh [Verse 3] Boy and a girl and a blank space And a crowd full of people, tryna save face Hands full of drinks and some fresh, clean clothes And stand to the side and just strike a pose Inhibitions loose, ready to blow Looking on at these dance floor heroes Feet taps and the floor rocks Everything stops when the beat drops [Chorus] They want to move but they can't, they can't dance They want to move but they can't, they can't dance They need to move but they can't, they can't dance They need to move but they can't fucking dance [Post-Chorus] Yeah, can't fucking dance, yeah Yeah, she can't fucking dance, yeah Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh