Mister Miss Her

Well, they called me lucky When that girl was mine to hold 'Cause when she loved me All that I touched turned to gold Well, all my luck ran out 'Cause she's on the run now Making good on goodbye So these days I just go by Mister Miss Her I live on Memory Lane All the bartenders They know me by name Lonely is my only friend And I mix all my gin with misery 'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me Well, I called her crazy Shoot, and she called me the worst And hell, I may be The way I made her hurt Now I'm drowning in the past With every passing second When a broke heart's what you're left with You get the man, the myth, the legend Mister Miss Her I live on Memory Lane All the bartenders They know me by name Lonely is my only friend And I mix all my gin with misery 'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me This misfit made a mistake 'Cause she's missing calls 'Cause she's Miss Ain't-Never-Coming-Back-Again And that's how you turn into Mister Miss Her I live on Memory Lane All the bartenders They know me by name Lonely is my only friend And I mix all my gin with misery 'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me 'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, and she ain't missin' me