Blue Hair

[Verse 1] She asked me how to be funny But that's not something you can teach What seemed so blue in the sunlight By the night was a pale green [Chorus] And I tried to hold her But it didn't really last long And she's getting older I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off [Verse 2] She asked me if she was pretty Well, it's clear that the girl's a fraud There's really no way of winning If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde [Chorus] And she cried over nothing So there was nothing I could do to stop Her from cutting Her beautiful blue hair off [Verse 3] It looked like cotton candy And just as quick to get licked away Last I heard she was living With a boy who acts his age [Chorus] And I guess I'll just miss her Even though she isn't even really gone But things are just different Ever since she cut her blue hair off