Brand New Name

You were a victim of common sense Y was a crack in the concave lens And when you opened your mouth It was always in self-defense We could have been at the top of our game Could have come up with a brand new name But we ran out of grass And bacardi just ain't the same Hey, it's probably better this way It saves me the trouble to say What I really want to say No, your wife doesn't have a clue Because she's never been introduced To the degenerate fake I used to mistake for you You know it isn't a real big deal I guess I'll never know how you feel 'Cause when you open up your mouth Nothing comes out Hey, it's probably better this way It saves me the trouble to say What I really want to say