Brand New Name

You were a victim of common sense

Y was a crack in the concave lens

And when you opened your mouth

It was always in self-defense

We could have been at the top of our game

Could have come up with a brand new name

But we ran out of grass

And bacardi just ain't the same

Hey, it's probably better this way

It saves me the trouble to say

What I really want to say

No, your wife doesn't have a clue

Because she's never been introduced

To the degenerate fake

I used to mistake for you

You know it isn't a real big deal

I guess I'll never know how you feel

'Cause when you open up your mouth

Nothing comes out

Hey, it's probably better this way

It saves me the trouble to say

What I really want to say