The Polite Way To Rob A Bank

I drew a picture that looks weird It is jesus but i left out the beard The eyes don't follow where you walk But the lips move when other people talk I invented a way of robbing banks It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks" I got a patent on the letter "d" So be careful what you say around me I wrote the story of a trip To the faucet with the loudest drip The folks there don't have time to drink Because they're building the world's most quiet sink I invented a way of robbing banks It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks" I got a patent on the letter "d" So be careful what you say around me I wrote the story of a plan To murder the world's most thirsty man I still don't have the motive done But the weapon is a water gun I invented a way of robbing banks It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks" I've been reading since i was three So be careful what you say around me