Eatin' Big Time

[Intro] (One, two) (Ah-one, two, three, four) [Verse 1] I wasn't braced and kissed my face with the scope of my rifle I had shot it from a blind, as in you'd be blind not to see That there's a man in the doorway of a motherfuckin' mansion Aiming at the feeder where you'd sat to take a feast [Verse 2] That's what I said, that's what I did And it did not cut one corner As I carved that fat-neck-mother right down to the bone I let him hang for several days And then I cut off hide and scriffin' I cut it thin, then throw it in a tupperware to soak [Chorus] I fried some pieces while I worked It tasted like I'd made it Fried in Wagner casted butter in a quiet country place With albums gold and platinum overflowin' to the ceiling Eatin' big time is a feelin' with the friends that I have made [Verse 3] Keep my time on my Weiss Ya goddamn right, I'm flexin' 'Cause a thousand-dollar watch is fine enough flex for me Have you ever got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars? It runs for forty hours and then it winds itself to sleep [Chorus] It's fought for like a bitch and it's a bitch to keep it goin' When they ain't nobody knowin' any prayer you've ever sang See me now, I'm on the sow and I'm ridin' to your city Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty, ain't she witty, ain't she great? [Bridge] Ain't she great, ain't she grand? In my world, she's irreplaceable I'm her surfboard in the kitchen My blessings come in waves She's my rebirth, she's my lemonade My gravy and my biscuits Mama, I've been out there hunting I'ma need you to make a plate [Chorus] She pets my head and whispers "You poor thing, you must be famished I just knew that this would happen, I got all the fixin's made" I'll get tick-full 'fore I ever pull myself off of this table Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty? Just rollin' in the shade Eatin' big time in the holler, ain't it lovely, ain't it great?