Car Wash

[Verse 1] You're at the car wash I'm planning dinner with your mom, we're at Target You're perusing wikifeet.com In the background of every family photograph In surround sound, in surround sound Movie in your mind's eye Watching over all the things you like, you're a smart guy Yelling in the street to start a fight, but you get hit You don't like the consequences of, the consequences of [Chorus] Car wash Clean freak Pissed jeans Big week [Verse 2] You're at the GameStop I already bought your mom a Switch and she loves it Pokémon and kissing on the lips, are you jealous? By the way, she put me in the will, I'm sending you the bill [Chorus] Car wash Clean freak Pissed jeans Big week Closed mind Closed mouth Big dog Gone south [Bridge] But maybe I'm a loser too Yeah, maybe I'm a loser too 'Cause if you were a color, you'd be blue And if you were secure, you'd be a screw And if I am a soup, then you're a stew And if you were a color, you'd be blue So maybe I'm a loser too Yeah, maybe I'm a loser too [Chorus] Car wash Clean freak Pissed jeans Big week Closed mind Closed mouth Big dog (Woof woof) Gone south