Shitty Teammate

[Verse 1: Uncle Dane] My name is Uncle Dane, I have a dream about a Team that would help Me setup my Sentry Gun And there's a Pyro Leaving me all alone But he doesn't know who I am And this team don't give a damn about me [Chorus: Uncle Dane] 'Cause they're just my shitty teammates, baby Yeah, they're just my shitty teammates, baby Taking my metal in setup, baby, from me Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Verse 2: Uncle Dane] This Medic's a dick He takes out his needle gun I'd honestly kick If half my team knew how useless This guy is being I tell him, “Suck on my ween.” But he doesn't care where I am And this team don’t give a damn about me [Chorus: Uncle Dane] 'Cause I'm just a shitty teammate, baby Yeah, I'm just a shitty teammate baby Complain about losing the PUB now, baby, why me? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Bridge: Uncle Dane] Oh yeah, I nag And, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’ Oh yeah, they’re bad Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’ [Verse 3: Uncle Dane & ChiliOfDestiny] Man, I'm feelin' old I'm on roof and I'm lonely Lo and behold Someone comes over to me A friendly Scout But I have my doubt How does he know who I am? And why does he give a damn about me? I've got this roof on lockdown, I'll spy-check, baby Guard you as you build your gun up, safely 'Cause I'm just a shitty teammate, baby, like you Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Outro: Uncle Dane] Oh yeah, we'll frag Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin' Oh yeah, we'll frag Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin' Yeah! Doo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh The ooh's, yeah!