Diss & Chips

[Intro] Mmm [Verse] Didn't think it was me that would merk you (Never) Here's one for the tweet gang to chirp to (Mmm) I'm a posh MC But I make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew (Goodbye) I'm so unholy (Naughty) Turned up to the clash on the back of a bright, white pony (Giddy up!) You may be the guy But, I can make a grown man cry like Angelina Jolie (Ha-ha) Man's got whips (Vroom) Falafel, hummus, dips But I know carbs go straight to my hips So I could never waste time on chips (Uh) That's not me, no, that's not (Never) I got tings from Tottenham to Ascot (Mmm) Come Surrey on a bad boy ting Man will get dropped just like Arsenal's mascot (Pow, pow) And if things get stormy, Kylie I got bare rich friends who will hide me I heard all of your payments bounced, 'cause you got no accounts like Wiley (Ah) Me and the rich, we're skin tight And I just had an insight (Mmm) If you're the MC with the crown, when Chris Brown was in town, why didn't you get an invite? (Loser!) It's just banter I don't want no ice like J Hus likes his Fanta (Ah) Lyrical barrage Oh my God, what is that? Garage? ([?]) Smells so diesely Man could incinerate a whole scene oh so easily (Grr) But if the beef gets real, I hop on the horse and Ron like Weasley [Outro] I'm so sorry, old boy I just wanted a piece of the drilly beef (Ha-ha) No hard feelings We can always make up over a glass of Shloer