Joe Meteorite

[Skit] That's right Dirt, nobody wants you in this town Nobody wants you around period Aww, look at him fellers You need to go down to McDonalds and get you a whaaburger and some french cries How ’bout a whineakin? You little sissy boy [Verse] God damn James Charles what you want a round 2 for? Thought he had a plan to get that L back through a loophole Look I found a video of Upchurch sayin' hateful things Yeah you shoulda listened 'cause you standin’ in my fuckin' lane Move bitch get out the way We ain't got time for all your Barbara Walters shit today Yeah your team be comin' at me like the set of 60 minutes Y'all in the studio so long, y'all contemplatin' every sentence? Like yeah man lets try to go back as far as we can Surely he went HAM somewhere and it will make him look bad You must be signed by Funk Volume with that marketing plan I think you need to get a Shake-Weight like the legend Hopsin said (Ayy) Axe to your head take a nap in the bed, dream about me nightmare instead Get whacked on the track with a bag of hashtags so I can make your ass go viral again You can diss me for eternity man, still won't compare to the shit I tell myself I get picked up like the High Times and you still for sale on the bottom shelf Bitch I’m Rolling Stoned you lay up in a racecar bed Dog I’m all the way up you out here playin' Step Brothers man Yeah you played with the Skil saw the top bunk fell on your head Then you ran down the stairs like "Man there’s blood everywhere" Damnit Dale what I tell you 'bout them power tools Face Screwed like a wood bit in a DeWalt fool I got the workers comp, that's insurance for fuckin' yourself twice It ain’t my fault if you fall and die on my fuckin' job site I got a hard hat, hard head, go and grab Machop You tryna poke me man, Zapdos! Use Thunderbolt They turn to ashes when I catch 'em, got Gym Leaders on my balls I heard you fuck with anime so "Kamehamehameha" You beatin' me is like Krillin vs Vegeta You gon' need every character from Budokai just to end it Bitch I'm Larry the Enticer I start fires when I send it Yeah I'm so goddamn cold I bought a snow plow in summertime bitches Bitch I battle rap, double sided battle axe You took words from Yelawolf, don't believe me, ask Dax Swimmin' in my own lane like a prehistoric manatee If you're thirsty after this you need to get your own canteen Like hey get it the flask so I can take you to hell with me Get it? Burned half to death on an old resurrected beat I shoulda picked a Plies one 'cause "Who Hotter Than Me" Yeah you messin' with a chunky rapper from the southside streets Hopefully for you this can be a T.I.P.​ I'ma keep it rollin' like an old Atlanta skatin' rink Yeah I put on for my city, same color as The Snowman But I roll with everybody like a Fortnite clan Creek Squad, some are Builders, some are Shooters, Victory Royale You're gettin' styled by a country singer down at the Cut N Corral Jeez I didn't even have to pull the dynamite out Bitch I spit like Tina the llama, just look at my mouth I compensate for that gingivitis, I rot away your body vitals You can't see the level I'm on, or even taste these kind of music idols He said "Bro what if Charlemagne see's this?" What is that? Like an evolved Charmander or some shit Ayy, life made a garden, I'm growin' hip-hop and diggin' it You thought you tossed a meteorite but that was just some plane shit Put some mustard on that ass, tell Munfu eat his fries bitch I'll even give a toy for when y'all chillin' in the basement Hahahaha [Skit] Well, it ain't a meteor Yeah it is, it came out of the sky Well I'm sure it did, but it ain't no meteor It's a big old frozen chunk of shit What? Oh yeah Now th-that can't be, that's not what it is Oh 'fraid so