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[Intro] Right now must suck to be a guy Watching your powers go bye bye Your politics are out of style No, this is not a good time for your dick jokes [Verse 1] You wanna talk about equal rights You're giving unwanted advice 'Cause I don't wear a suit and tie You blame your lack of self control on these hormones [Pre-Chorus] We can build a wall to kick out all your tropes It's our turn, it's our world, it's our time [Chorus] Sometimes I wanna lose my shit And sometimes I wanna throw my fist And grab a weapon when I like it Someone different every night Be president because I likе [Post-Chorus] If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick [Verse 2] You dress me up like applе pie And only eat me when you're high I guess you're just an average guy You like to shove your big ideas down my throat [Pre-Chorus] We can build a wall to kick out all your tropes It's our turn, it's our world, it's our time [Chorus] Sometimes I wanna lose my shit And sometimes I wanna throw my fist And grab a weapon when I like it Someone different every night Be president because I like [Post-Chorus] If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick [Bridge] You gotta change your ways Yeah, I'll leave ya 'Cause man we've reached the day we don't need ya It's pretty simple, babe, for your freedom Just put away your dick [Chorus] Sometimes I wanna lose my shit And sometimes I wanna throw my fist And grab a weapon when I like it Someone different every night Be president because I like [Post-Chorus] If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick