Last Midnight

[WITCH] It's the last midnight It's the last wish It's the last midnight Soon it will be boom— Squish! Told a little lie Stole a little gold Broke a little vow Did you? Had to get your prince Had to get your cow Had to get your wish Doesn't matter how— Anyway, it doesn't matter now It's the last midnight It's the boom— Splatch! Nothing but a vast midnight Everybody smashed flatch! Nothing we can do— Not exactly true: You can always give her the boy (spoken) No? (sung) No, of course what matters Is the blame Someone you can blame Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy Placing the blame If that's the aim Give me the blame— (spoken) Just give me the boy [LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, CINDERELLA & BAKER, spoken] No! [WITCH, spoken] No... (sung) You're so pure But stay here And in time You'll mature And grow up to be them So let's fly You and I Far away I'm the hitch I'm what no one believes I'm the witch They're all liars and thieves Like your father Just like you will be, too— Oh, why bother? They'll just do what they do It's the last midnight So, goodbye all Coming at you fast, midnight— Soon you'll see the sky fall (spoken) Jack, you want a bean? (sung) Have another bean Beans were made for making you rich! Plant them and they'll soar— Here, you want some more? Listen to the roar Giants by the score—! Oh well, you can blame another witch It's the last midnight It's the last verse Now, before it's past midnight I'm leaving you my last curse: I'm leaving you alone Scrubbing in the mess that you made Fix it on your own Time for me to go, I'm afraid Back to what I know Back to long ago Safe inside the world that I'm from Better ugly and spurned With my powers returned And I fear Midnight's here Time to disappear Mother, here I come! (spoken) Waah!