He's So Dull

[Chorus: Vanity, Vanity & Brenda] He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler He's so dull, still living with his mother He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me [Verse 1: Vanity, Vanity & Brenda] He's always calling on the telephone He won't go out without a chaperone 'Cause he's so afraid to be alone with me He's always reading science magazines And he doesn't even wear blue jeans Why can't he understand what all this means to me? [Chorus: Vanity, Vanity & Brenda] He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler He's so dull, still living with his mother He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me [Verse 2: Vanity, Vanity & Brenda, Brenda] He watches television night and day He doesn't listen to a word I say And he's always trying to walk me home from school I'd like to tell him that I wish he was dead (Drop dead!) But he could never get it through his head He'll never change, he'll always be a fool [Chorus: Vanity, Vanity & Brenda, Brenda] He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler He's so dull, still living with his mother He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me (Won't get anywhere, said, he won't get anywhere) [Outro: Vanity & Brenda, Brenda] He's so dull He's so dull He's so dull He's so dull He's so dull (Still living with his mother) Now he's so dull (Bet he never had a lover) He's so dull (And he won't get anywhere with me) He's so dull He's so dull (Still living with his mother) (Bet he never had a lover) (And he won't get anywhere with me)