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LAMPOON

From DUMB BLOOD2017

Written by Mattie Vant

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LAMPOON

Which gland are you? Which will you choose? Suzanne, Moll, Oesophageal? Tell me, which gland are you?

Everything is fun with this generation Everything is dumb with this generation Everything is fun with this generation Everything is dumb with this generation

(Lampoon) which will you choose? (Lampoon) which will you choose? (Lampoon) which will you choose? Which will you choose?

What band are you? What do you do? Gastric, rubber, thin or thick Tell me, what band are you?

Everything is fun with this generation Everything is dumb with this generation Everything is fun with this generation Everything is dumb with this generation

(Lampoon) which will you choose? (Lampoon) which will you choose? (Lampoon) which will you choose? Which will you choose?

Everything is fun, yeah it's fun yeah, funny Everything is dumb, yeah it's dumb yeah, dummy Everything is fun, yeah it's fun yeah, funny Everything is dumb, yeah it's dumb yeah, dummy

Everything is fun with this generation (which will you choose?) Everything is dumb with this generation (which will you choose?) Everything is fun with this generation (which will you choose?) Everything is dumb with this generation (which will you choose?)

(Lampoon) everything is dumb this generation (Lampoon) everything is dumb this generation (Lampoon) everything is dumb this generation (Lampoon) everything is dumb this generation

Lampoon Lampoon

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"LAMPOON" is a song by VANT from the album DUMB BLOOD, released in 2017. The song was written by Mattie Vant. It was produced by Sam Miller.

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