[Verse 1]
When you were counting crows, I was counting calories
If I said I hate my body, would you hold it against me?
[Verse 2]
Well, I'm gonna learn to DJ
And I'm gonna lose some weight
And I'm going to a sex club
I've got an ego to inflate
[Verse 3]
Conventionally attractive and making conventional art
Well, they're all on Ozempic and I don't know where to start
What the fuck you thinking?
[Outro]
Do they wanna fuck you or be in the band?
In the middle of a pavement, won't you lend a man a hand?
Do they wanna fuck you or be in the band?
In the middle of a pavement, won't you lend a man a hand?
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