Middleage(d) Humanoid

[Verse] Standing in my room wearing women's underwear When I look in the mirror, sometimes I get so scared What was I doing late last night in the forest outside my house? What if I'm the cryptid apeman that the locals talk about? [Chorus] Chimpanzees don't look like that. It's gotta be something else There's a shrine up on the hill back there with empty armadillo shells [Verse] I woke up at four AM on my neighbour's front lawn Covered in blood and jelly and my teeth had grown real long I got scared and ran away and I don't know what I'd done But I no longer hear the barks of my nеighbour's little dog When I look in the mirror, somеtimes I feel so scared Things I say at parties make me seem mentally impaired [Chorus] Chimpanzees don't look like that. It's gotta be something else There's a shrine up on the hill back there with empty armadillo shells What if it's the same thing that's been pissing on my front door? What if it's an overweight middle-aged humanoid? (Middle-aged humanoid) [Verse] I woke up late last night in the forest outside my house Covered in raccoon blood and rat fur in my mouth I'm the one that's creeping 'round and stealing people's cats I use them in a ritual up on the hill out back