Ready (Skit)

Is Victoria ready? Girl, I don't know, call her Vic! Vicky! (Victoria!) Oh my god, you know I can't talk when I'm doing liquid eyeliner! (Girl!) I'm almost ready, give me a chance You said that five minutes ago! I'm working on it, you talking about, "Am I ready," you ain't even got your shoes on Girl, they is right at the door, all I gotta do is put 'em on, run out, what you gotta do? And you changed clothes five times already, is you ready? Well, I'm ready, let me call Uber Please! Yeah just call Uber, call Uber, it'll take like 15 minutes and I'll be ready by then No, Uber's gonna take like 3 minutes Not if you order a black truck, get the black truck It's gonna take 3 minutes Damn The black truck? Girl, we like it, they gon' like it, he gon' like it Ok, you guys, do I look good, though? Like, tell me Yes! Girl, you fine (work! Yes!) Alright, let's go Somebody better like it, all this