Your Turtle Got Out and Was Picked Up By a Bird But Don't Worry, He's Fine, You Just Need to Keep a Better Eye On Him

Well, you got a turtle Up there in your room But that poor little turtle man He almost faced his doom So your turtle got up And walked out the door He crawled to your lawn But he ain't there no more 'Cause you see a bird Flying way overhead Well, it picked up your little turtle now And made it fitting dead(?) Oh, but your turtle That bird just dropped him on a roof Your neighbor's roof to be exact I say that poor reptile Turtles are reptiles, that's a fact So go tell your dad Or maybe your mom To fetch a ladder Or borrow one from Tom Assuming you know A dude named Tom Although it would be kind of weird if you Don't know a single Tom! Just get your turtle And give him a nice kiss on his shell Give a little smooch to your green fella But then go wash your lips 'cause You could get salmonella Salmonella's a bacteria Whoa. (Whoa)