Dope Skill

[Verse 1: Viktor Vaughn] It's Vik, known to kick a no joke vocal And given a chance, yoke ya slow poke local yokel Don't smoke krill, won't need topal If the fluoride don't kill you then the soap will Dope skill, nickname Musty All up in the popes grill with quick game and crusty He said, "Trust me, what's the dang fuss, B?" Let me hold the buggy, police can't bust me It should only take five minutes No jive bidness, I leave no live witness For you? 2% on the back And not only that, I let you get on the track Holla back, he still ain't call It ain't my loss boss, ball 'til you fall So what? A low cut price and pro V'll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a 'mo Like selling weed to a thug Candy that baby gave me, "I Need a New Drug" He knew the blue was too bug After school he used to sip brew by the jug [Chorus: Viktor Vaughn] Enough to piss barley Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley He said, "Yes'm Mr. Charlie" Now kindly shut the fuck up I'm tryna twist this Marley Dope skill! ("You're nothing!") Enough to piss barley Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley [Verse 2: Carl Kavorkian] Turn a live Saturday night to a manic Monday Disturb your inner peace with this rap feng shui Knock you out a position with a rendition Just a little something to TiVo on your television The first cat to spit a verse on Star Search The only American Idol to spill a rap recital Win a contract, then turn it down willingly And start a bidding war that'll collapse the whole industry Then put it out independently 'Cause all them gifts they sending me, just ain't bending me The only thing a major can give me is advice While local cats tell me I'm just not that nice But I don't feel bad at all after peeping their catalog Knowing all along they always bumping the wackest songs Chalking a plan with the future at hand Being the last to stand after the band disbands [Chorus: Viktor Vaughn] Enough to piss barley Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley The crucial issue appears to be Enough to piss barley Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley (*"Damn right!" is being scratched'n'cut*)