BE PREPARED

I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It’s clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for a sensational news A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you’ll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues An injustice deliciously squared Be prepared Hey, did you hear that? Hmm, what's up? He's talking about the lion, yeah, the dad and the cub I think I know him What are we gonna do? We could turn him into a delicious stew Ooh, then he'll pay his price But who will be the king if we end his life Well, not Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa No king, no king, la, la, la, la, la, la Could someone please explain this thing?! Idiots, I'll be the king Long live the king It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored, hey Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I’m the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I’ll Be king undisputed, respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared Be prepared