"In keeping with the WXTL's practice of presenting the most
Immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts news
TV-40 presents what is believed to be a television first
In living colour, exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide."
Rehearsing in the mirror
I need it to look right
When showtime comes, you mark my words
This will be my night
I've planned my death to be broadcast to thousands
You all will watch me die
Right before your eyes
Mentally traumatised
Blood and guts certified
Are you satisfied?
Huh? huh?
Is everybody satisfied?
I always dreamed I'd be on TV
The thrill of people watching me
I've waited for this moment my whole life
And now's my time to shine
The way they've done my makeup
The way they've done my hair
It couldn't be more perfect
I'm ready for the air
The moment's almost here
I've got my Glock prepared
I place it to my temple
And smile in my chair
Oh yeah
Down the lens I stare
Tonight the premiere
I hope you're tuning in to
The end of my career
They told me "if it bleeds, it leads"
And I'm about to make history
In living colour, a TV first
This is my final script
I always dreamed I'd be on TV
The thrill of people watching me
I've waited for this moment my whole life
And now's my time to shine
Lights, camera, action
Decorated set
With pieces of my head
Thank you all for watching
A night you won't forget
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
