Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me

[Verse 1] I lay my head on the railroad tracks And wait for the Double E The railroad don't run no more Poor, poor pitiful me [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord, have mercy on me Woe is me [Verse 2] Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood But I ain't naming names But she really worked me over good She was just like Jesse James She really worked me over good She was a credit to her gender She put me through some changes, Lord Sort of like a Waring blender [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Post-Chorus] Woo! [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me [Verse 3] I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar She asked me if I'd beat her She took me back to the Hyatt House I don't want to talk about it, hey [Outro] Poor, poor pitiful me, woo! Poor, poor pitiful me, ha, never mind, yeah Poor, poor pitiful me, woo-hoo, yeah Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me