Who's Been Loving You?

[Hook 1] I know my Momma loves me I know my Poppa loves me I know the camera loves me I can tell my brother loves me I know that Boston loves me And San Francisco loves me I love the city back I just can't help it, it's so lovely [Verse 1] I'm in my lucky underwear, I'm feeling debonair If it's a lonely trip to heaven, I'm already there I'm in the bedroom and I'm stepping like I'm Fred Astaire I make it happen, battle rapping at my Teddy Bear When I was twelve I'd leave my door open a crack Afraid of getting busted sneaking porno on my Mac I guess I was a freak Until I got caught last week (who's been loving you?) I was reading Booker T, I threw the book at me I go for the lookers but they never look at me I would get a hooker if I could unhook her bra I'd be looking soft as soon as she took her top, off Let's go rolling in a broken Winnebago Stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato It's hash now, but it's hash browns soon (who's been loving you?) [Hook 2] I know that Jesus loves me I know that Buddha loves me The fucking Easter Bunny And the ghost of Gandhi love me I know that Santa loves me And the ghost of Gandhi love me I know that Santa loves me I think my Aunties love me I know my Grandma loved me She thought I was handsome trust me [Verse 2] This insanity, that's heredity It's my family, we can let it be Wish I pretended that mom and dad are dead to me But I love my dad, that motherfucker read to me My first words were "where's the love?" Mad smug, assed up on a bearskin rug Fashodo, my mom'll show you the photo (who's been loving you?) I do embarrassing better I could wear a pink sweater With a pair of slick pleather pants Derelicte e-va-ry day and it's well known That I hop off stage with my cell phone Fake a dropped call when everybody's near me And shout "I love you mom!" so everybody hears me I need it too and true nothing new but (who's been loving you?) [Hook 3] Even though I owe them money I think it's pretty likely That my whole family loves me My lovers tend to like me I know my homies love me My teachers loved to hate me The haters love to fuck with me The fickle love me lately [Verse 3] I'm a percussionist. I never knew guitar It's cheesy, but I'm stunting like a superstar It's easy man I'm hopping out a moving car Call me Weezy cause I'm coughing at the hookah bar I don't do cigars, but I got hella game I can make a lady out of styling gel and cellophane So you can yell my name, I make the bed frame move (who's been loving you?) Me and my better friends are heading to the town strip If they don't let us in we'll never take round trip Because I took an hour picking out my outfit And then I took another slicking down a cowlick And I like house sitting, but fuck it now's different I'm going out and there ain't a bouncer for cow tipping So I'mma tear this joint up And I'mma party till the hoofs point up (who's been loving you?) [Hook 4] This is for Charles Barkley This is for Poison Ivy And it's for Draco Malfoy And it's for Bill O'Reilly This is for Ned Mencia It's for the corporate lawyers It's for the backseat drivers And for my friend Ann Coulter