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Spotomatic Freeze Lyrics — We Are Scientists | Dork

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Spotomatic Freeze Lyrics

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We Are Scientists

Spotomatic Freeze

From Safety, Fun, and Learning (In That Order)2002

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Spotomatic Freeze

It began in May, with a train wreck in Virginia; A boxcar overturned and burst into flame A dark cloud formed made of hydrogen dioxide A Spotomatic Freeze was born that day Woah, woah; Spotomatic Freeze (Repeat 2x) Then it went South and it covered up Atlanta - It rained toxic hail there for days Then it got smart, and it headed North to Washington; Brought the whole damn country to its knees Woah, woah; Spotomatic Freeze (Repeat 2x) That's when the President called We Are Scientists And we came to save the day We couldn't stop the freeze, so we sent it to Alaska And as far as we know, it's still there today We all say Woah, woah; Spotomatic Freeze (Repeat 2x) Woah, woah; Spotomatic Freeze (Repeat 2x)

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"Spotomatic Freeze" is a song by We Are Scientists from the album Safety, Fun, and Learning (In That Order), released in 2002.

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