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Ween

Hello Johnny

From Caesar Demos2011

Written by Dean Ween, Gene Ween

Produced by

Lyrics

Hello Johnny

(Hello Johnny, hello Johnny)

Hello!

Hello Jimmy

Hello John

What's happening?

What's going on?

Hello Kenny

Hello Tim

What's happening?

Where you been?

Hello Peter

Hello seer

What's happening?

What's the deal?

Hello Franklin

Hello Todd

What's happening?

How's the sun?

Hello Steven

Hello Scott

Hey, what's going on?

What you got?

Hello Nancy

Hello Neil

How's it going?

How you feel?

Ichi ni san shi go

Hello ladies!

Shichi hachi ku ju (ho-ho!)

About this track

"Hello Johnny" is a song by Ween from the album Caesar Demos, released in 2011. The song was written by Dean Ween, Gene Ween. It was produced by Ween.

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Ichi ni san shi go

Shichi hachi ku ju

Hello Betty

Hello Paige

How's that sun?

Enjoy it

Hello Suzy

Hello Dean

How's it going?

How you been?

Hello Jimmy

Hello John

What's happening?

What's goin' on?

Hello Penny

Hello Tim

What's happening?

Where you been?

Ichi ni san shi go

Hello ladies!

Shichi hachi ku ju

Ichi ni san shi go

Shichi hachi ku ju

Hello Betty

Hello Kate

Hope I come on time

Hope not late

Hello Johnny

Hello John

Hey, what's happening?

What's going on?

Hello Jimmy

Hello Paul

Ah, what's-a going on?

What's a-happening?

Hello Johnny

Hello Jim

How's it going?

Where you been?

Ichi ni san shi go

Aw, hello ladies!

Shichi hachi ku ju

Ichi ni san shi go

Shichi hachi ku ju

How you been?

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